Follow women like a car <br />and you will not go wrong; <br />don't get too close to them, stay far <br />and keep the distance long <br />twixt you and her, and when her lights <br />turn red accept that you <br />have come too close - she feels her rights <br />are violated. Do <br />be careful when you follow her <br />that you do not offend her, <br />to sin is human but to err <br />may cost you - don't rear-end her, <br />but if you do don't claim it was <br />her fault for driving slow, <br />make sure you pay at once because <br />that is the way to show <br />repentance for the fact you drove <br />too close to her, behind, <br />and let your racing eyeballs rove <br />with other cars in mind, <br />not concentrating on her rear <br />although her red lights flashed; <br />do this and she will hold you dear <br />when into her you've crashed. <br />Learn carefully this highway rule <br />in detail, don't be hazy <br />about the facts, and surely you'll <br />be driving women crazy. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />11/24/98<br /><br />gershon hepner<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/driving-women-crazy/
