One and one is two <br />Of that there is no doubt <br />We hold it to be true <br />Great minds have thunk it out <br /> <br />To me it’s always shocking <br />That my clothing is extracted <br />From machines that lose a stocking <br />They’ve not added, but subtracted <br /> <br />When one sock is thus mislaid <br />I tend to get morose <br />I feel I’ve been betrayed <br />While washing out my clothes<br /><br />Stanley Cooper<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sock-it-to-me/
