Could someone explain to my satisfaction <br />How a man can strip naked and be paid for this action <br />Who pulled this stunt first claiming it was a dance <br />Men are arrested everyday for taking off their pants <br />And by all means correct me if I'm wrong <br />But balls don't belong on the other side of a thong <br />And I believe every man should eat a bullet <br />That charges five bucks to tug on his mullet <br />Don't get me wrong, I like sleeveless rayon <br />But gold chains and cutt-offs were meant to stay on <br />Now this is a double standard that women will trash <br />But male plus giration should not equal cash <br />But if they're still tipping and women are whores <br />Then grease me up Rico cause I'm dropping my drawers<br /><br />mandy faye<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/male-stripper/
