Me, you, wee Suzie too, <br />All going to the fair. <br />Jaye, May and Laura Rae, <br />We are meeting there. <br /> <br />Jane the pain, her brother Cain, <br />Who live just up the street, <br />Evil Dwayne and big Lorraine, <br />We were unfortunate to meet. <br /> <br />Kick, punch, jab, slap, <br />A bruise upon a chin. <br />The fair man, he just looked and said, <br />'Yer a' no gettin' in'.<br /><br />Lizzy Tomlinson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/fair/