The perfect woman is 3 feet high <br />She never speaks when her mouth is full <br />The top of her head is a flat plateau <br />To rest your Beer on, while she plays with your tool <br />And when your sack’s empty, to bed you will swagger <br />She turns into a sandwich and a six-pack of Lager. <br />Thus proving we have a feminine touch <br />Like yourselves, I don’t think we’re asking for much!<br /><br />Reece Kaye<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/what-to-look-for-when-selecting-a-woman-for-fun/
