Aaron was his name. <br />He went out and got pissed <br />isn’t tat lovely <br />And he got so drunk he thought he was Brad Pitt and started groping girls titties <br />He was so god damn drunk <br />He fell over on top of a fat woman <br />tats him alright, he always falls on summink <br />And then he took advantage of her <br />and started snogging <br />Then he had sex wiv her <br />In the back seat of her car <br />Well he was so god damn drunk in the morning he couldn’t remember nuffin <br />And still denies the incident today <br />But I know it happened <br />It definitely happened <br />The whore he fell on top of <br />Was the one who put out every night, <br />She was at it wiv Shot Gun Sid <br />And even Bonard Bob <br />She Had every other bloke in town. <br />And Her name was fatty patty <br />Isn’t that just fuckin lovely <br />She never wore make up or deodorant <br />Put it that way <br />And I heard she sweats like a builder <br />tat didn’t seem to bother him now did it? ? <br /> Well after 10 shots of Jack and a few pints of Stella he was anyone’s bloke, he'd have done a <br />granny if u'd put one in front of him <br />He didn’t know who he was <br />Or what was happening <br />He was grounded in the drunken state of pure inebriation <br />This man was nothing more than an alcoholic mess with a cigarette in his mouth. <br />But that didn’t stop him from getting laid now did it? <br /> <br />And that didn't stop him from getting herpes did it? <br /> <br />Yuck! She had herpes? <br /> <br />Isn't that just fucking lovely...<br /><br />Nathan Strange<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/he-shagged-fatty-patty/
