I'm driving down the freeway <br />Abiding by the law <br />Soon I hear a truck behind me <br />Biggest thing I ever saw! <br />' Slow down! You're gonna hit me! ', <br />As I'm talkin to the mirror <br />Soon it passes to the left of me <br />Now a second one's on my rear! <br />What's the matter with these people, <br />Don't they know how to read? <br />I just want to get there safely <br />There's no way I'm gonna speed. <br />Then a third one's on my tail <br />So I say in a loud voice <br />' There's an idiot behind me! ' <br />Not leaving me much choice. <br />Someone's always in a hurry <br />So why stay in the right lane <br />That's what the left lane is for, <br />They just haven't got a brain.<br /><br />Debora Soramaki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/there-s-an-idiot-behind-me/
