There once was a vermin named Herrmann, <br />his uncle was General Sherman. <br />Said the general 'well, <br />send these poets to hell <br />'twas considered a militant sermon. <br /> <br />So the tongues freshly sharpened were stuck <br />out at others but not for good luck. <br />But poor spelling prevailed <br />and with glee was detailed <br />but the villain was only a duck. <br /> <br />As all poets and others may know <br />you can easily spoil your own show. <br />If you suffer from gas <br />it will blow from your ass <br />and the critics will make you eat crow.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-to-grace-the-forum/
