Early this morning I was in a good mood so.... <br />I read the Sunday paper while drinking <br />my usual glass of freshly squeezed juice and vodka <br /> <br />then getting up from the kitchen table <br />I lovingly placed the A section of the paper <br />in the bottom of my bird's very clean cage <br /> <br />with a 4 color 4 x5 picture of Hillary Clinton <br />smiling up at my feathered friend <br />like a true demagogue <br /> <br />Now my bird is happy and talking of the future <br />and I am even happier too <br />because he so did for me what I <br /> <br />couldn't in good taste have done <br />Plop! That bird knows his politics....... <br />(my wife said it would be appalling....)<br /><br />Ted Sheridan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-results-of-the-latest-bird-poll-are-in-hillary-wins/