Well, I took a shower for an hour <br /> and that was just the other day. <br /> I gotta look my swellest for the ball or premiere <br /> or what ever they're calling it these days. <br /> I'll be fasionably late <br /> taking care of buisiness in the alley behind the event. <br /> Gotta get my self Fixed just right <br /> if I'm planning on smilling at all tonight. <br /> I just gotta get the gear to move northbound as quickly as possible. <br /> I can't go in until the pinball machine's fully lit up. <br /> The phone's off the hook. <br /> Oh my god! <br /> These broads won't stop. <br /> 'Can I come with you? I'd look good dangling from your nut sack, what with all those fancy, rich, important people watching. ' <br /> <br />Good god you big bunch of leaches. <br /> As soon as I finish my dinner of fried eggs, <br /> I have to crank up Blondie as loud as I can <br /> and rub one out as fast as I can, <br /> Then I gotta go to the beauty shop <br /> I'm gonna GET MY HAIR STYLED! ! ! <br />So call again another day. <br /> It's time to glue those micro-razors to the old finger tips. <br /> I've got a lot of hands to shake tonight. <br />First impressions last a life time...<br /><br />matt fromm<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/decadent-debauchery/