Middle aged Santa and Jeeto were discussing life, and preparing wills. The conversation turned to remarriage... <br />Jeeto: If I should die first, will you remarry? <br />Santa: Probably, I wouldn`t like to spend the rest of my life alone. <br />Jeeto: Would you bring your new wife into our home that we have shared? <br />Santa: I don`t see why not. It would be empty, you wouldn`t be there. <br />Jeeto: Would you share the same bed we`ve shared? <br />Santa: Well, it`s a comfortable bed... <br />Jeeto: Would you let here wear my clothes? <br />Santa: Sure, if they fit. They are quite nice. <br />Jeeto: Would you let her use my golf clubs? <br />Santa: No way, Preeto(Banta's wife) is left handed.<br /><br />Edwin Drood<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/remarriage-a-funny-story/
