Sounds like something obscene I thought <br />some erectile dysfunction device <br />or an aid for relieving gastric distress <br />I don't know what I thought then <br />but after crawling about on cold <br />concrete working the damn lever <br />and looking in vain for a spot <br />on the undercarriage that would <br />support the car's weight <br />I ejected a stream <br />of damns <br />and shits! <br /> <br />Who invented these damn things <br />devised to drive a guy bonkers? <br />Damn him and his ilk <br />to mechanic's busted knuckles <br />for eternity!<br /><br />Michael Pruchnicki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/hydraulic-jacks/
