The cutest ass I've ever seen <br />She can't be more than seventeen <br />Her legs I'd love to get between <br />An I a dirty old man or what? <br /> <br />God, what am I thinking? <br />I've got daughters older than her <br />And if some horny old man thought of them like this <br />I'd break his fucking neck <br /> <br />I'm going through a Mid-Life Crisis <br />I must be to be thinking like this <br />She's too young to take to bed, or even kiss <br />Still, she does have the cutest ass<br /><br />Harry J. Couchon Jr<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/mid-life-crisis-2/
