Inside a dark and silent cave <br />he heard the sounds of pain, <br />he'd ventured far, a man so brave, <br />had thought it a small drain. <br /> <br />Without a sound small geysers spat, <br />the path lost all its friction, <br />no need to smell an ugly rat <br />or face post-haste eviction. <br /> <br />The fit was snug twixt tepid walls, <br />the ground now wide awake, <br />he'd left outside his trusted balls <br />in case there was a quake.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/caveman-2/
