Few as good as young Randy at puffing on a joint <br />And he is one who always has his own point <br />Of view which he holds on about everything <br />Though of his praises you won't hear many others sing. <br /> <br />Twenty two years and nearing the prime of his life <br />Yet he has no notion of taking a wife <br />To a few older divorcees he is a toy boy <br />And a night in bed with him they surely enjoy. <br /> <br />With the local young men of his age he's not popular at all <br />He doesn't play cricket or any code of football <br />He shares little in common with Tony and Barney and Fred <br />Though their mums will tell you he is good in bed. <br /> <br />He likes to smoke pot and he likes to drink beer <br />And though he often looks groggy his thoughts and speech always clear <br />Even the greatness of Darwin and Einstein he doubt <br />And he has his own ideas on what life's about. <br /> <br />With long shoulder length brown hair and a short brown beard <br />Not powerfully built and physically not one to be feared <br />But in the fact that brains are better than brawn the truth does remain <br />And he is a thinker he has a good brain. <br /> <br />A few take away beers and a few beers he enjoys <br />And he never goes up to the pub with the boys <br />He is the toy boy to the town's divorcees <br />And it does not please the boys that their mums he does please.<br /><br />Francis Duggan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/young-randy/
