Morality is a disease <br />That brings the Faithful to their knees, <br />They think my bum should feel the birch <br />For smoking cigarettes in Church, <br />So I respond by being crude <br />And singing carols in the nude. <br />It makes them livid, but don't they see <br />I just can't stand hypocrisy! !<br /><br />John Thorkild Ellison<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-naked-truth-2/
