(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I'm the wolf who was going to eat Little red riding hood. <br />She kicked my ass even though I didn't think she could. <br />I was going to eat her as I was lying in her granny's bed. <br />She beat me so hard that I wished that I was dead. <br />She knew I wasn't her grandma because I am very hairy. <br />I didn't know that she had a gun in that basket she carries. <br />She pulled out her 44 and blew off one of my balls. <br />Then she laughed because my genitalia is so small. <br />Red riding hood untied her granny and there was no escape. <br />Granny had me cornered and I got raped. <br />I've decided to stay away from girls and grannies for good. <br />My life would be so much better if I hadn't met Little red riding hood.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/little-red-riding-hood/
