He says: <br /> <br />My corpulent mistress, refreshingly fat, <br />Who loves me as much as her Siamese cat, <br />Maintains she prefers to have a thin lover, <br />Whose skeletal frame is absorbed in her blubber. <br /> <br />She says: <br /> <br />My skeletal boyfriend, ever so thin, <br />As slender, I tell you, as needle or pin, <br />May cause me, I fear, a measure of trouble, <br />When, with a sharp pr*ck, he bursts my bubble!<br /><br />John Thorkild Ellison<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/fat-girl-thin-boy/
