I think I have another bladder infection? <br />I have been running last five minutes, about ten times! <br />And It has a strange funny odor to it! <br />Smells like I've swallowed a roll of pennies or dimes! <br /> <br />I went onto the internet <br />to make sure this was, what I really had! <br />They said to call my doctor, were they think I'm really that bad? <br />So I did just what they'd suggested! <br />Now the doctor wants to have me come in <br />and have my urine inspected! <br /> <br />Now peeing in a jar, is really NOT my style <br />As I sit and wiggle in the waiting room for awhile! <br />'Mrs. Winchell? ' the doctor will see you! <br /> <br /> <br />'DID YOU BRING IN YOUR PEE, IN THAT JAR FOR ME? ' <br />Well I just wanted to crawl and hide under a chair! <br />'NO, It's a cup for you, would you care for a sip or two? ' <br />I could have just hit her with it, but I didn't dare! <br /> <br />My urine sample was tested <br />seemed I had it right the first time! <br />The doctor said, that the reports had read <br />said that my urine had the color of red wine! <br /> <br />Medication should cure what ails ya! <br />Said that sweet witch doctor to me! <br />But I hope that no one took me up on that offer <br />to take a taste of what looked like red tea!<br /><br />Linda Winchell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-have-a-bladder-infection/
