- I have seen Nessie sink seven <br />Hundred feet off the shore! <br />_________________________- Helen, <br />Where? <br />________- There! Just wait! Nessie sank <br />Four minutes ago. <br />________________- But a man <br />Can hardly stay under water <br />Longer. <br />________- It’s the Loch Ness Monster! <br />- It hasn’t yet sunk in! <br />___________________- Why? <br />- Because this Monster can’t fly! <br />- What for? <br />__________- Oh! It’s easy as <br /> This lake isn’t famous Loch Ness!<br /><br />Konstantin Ananin<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/nessie/