Roasted chicken, fried chicken, <br />Chicken is all we eat! <br />What's the matter with the Army? <br />Can't they serve some other meat? <br /> <br />Chicken dinner, I just can't eat, <br />T-bone steak, now...there's a treat! <br />Thick brown gravy, it can't be beat, <br />Mmmm...covered in mushrooms, onions too, <br />Chicken, chicken...I'm so sick of you! <br /> <br />Now they start to serve chicken tenders of late, <br />Damn, it's still chicken thats on my plate, <br />On a scale of ten, a minus ten I rate. <br /> <br />So, my darling Cathy, <br />Its the one thing I hate! <br />Please don't offer me a chicken plate. <br />It make me crazy, so irate, <br />No more chicken, get it straight!<br /><br />Philip Lore<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-hate-chicken/
