Shrimp on the Kosher Bar-b-que <br />The thought of kosher water went out the door, <br />When a Rabbi from New York said 'No More'. <br />Apparently that one shrimp, a small shrimp, <br />a shrimp could possibly be <br />was in the water? <br />After the water was treated at the water facility. <br />It was uproar that swelled upon the CHASSIDIC community, <br />For if they drank from water that shrimp touched <br />they've violated <br />The Rules of the Torah, <br />Oy Vay! <br />They must atone forever and a day. <br />But need not fret For the Lord has given mankind, <br />All that is dear, <br />For example, the endless shrimp at Red Lobster. <br />(10-03-07)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/red-lobster-tonight/
