Owwwwww! <br />That's the sound of me grating my face <br />I thought I was cheese so the pain is just <br />I am no chedder <br />I am not cantal <br />I am not camenbert <br />I am not stilton <br />I may be bree <br />I am not edam <br />I am not leadammer <br />I am not cantal <br />I am not saint agur <br />I am not red leiscter <br />I am not wensleydale <br />I am a person <br />And for that reason <br />I grated my face<br /><br />Torben Duncan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cheese-grating/
