Malapropisms are wordy misuse <br />Totally fraught with wordy abuse <br />Linguistically, wordy erroneous <br />Nomenclature-ly wordy felonious <br /> <br /> <br />You malaprop felons, abusers of speech <br />Lovers of language, should you impeach <br />You stand here accused of word instability <br />We convict you of malapropos culpability <br /> <br />So whether you write in prose or in rhyme <br />We’ll strive for punishment that fits your write crime <br />We’ll remove your thesaurus, dictionary too <br />All writing for you will be strictly taboo<br /><br />Stanley Cooper<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/malapropisms-2/
