The Russians, so we lately learned, <br />Are fighting on the Slucz - <br />A piece of news which cannot fail <br />An answering chord to tucz, <br />Since how you spell it, after all, <br />Can't really matter mucz, <br />And we who dig for victory <br />Are toiling - in the slucz.<br /><br />Cicely Fox Smith<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-thought-for-gardeners/