On the 20th'a July, A child was born, <br />Full to the brink of misery and scorn, <br />Till' a bloke called Stink, <br />Gave him a link <br />And now he spends all his days watching porn.<br /><br />Luke Timms<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-birthday-limerick/