I once knew a man from Newcastle <br />On derby day, the p*ick would be a hassle <br />A goal’ go in <br />Oh, how he’d sing <br />We will always get the last laugh, a*sehole<br /><br />Luke Timms<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-once-knew-a-man-from-newcastle/