The skinflint saved his policies, <br />The skinflint saved his plugs, <br />The skinflint saved his first house keys, <br />The skinflint saved his mugs... <br /> <br />The skinflint saved his chewing gum, <br />The skinflint saved his rope, <br />The skinflint saved his small toy drum, <br />The skinflint saved his soap... <br /> <br />The skinflint saved his worn-out shoes, <br />The skinflint saved his clothes, <br />The skinflint saved his tubes of glues, <br />The skinflint saved his bows... <br /> <br />The skinflint saved his dated files, <br />The skinflint saved his drapes, <br />The skinflint saved his airline miles, <br />The skinflint saved his tapes... <br /> <br />The skinflint saved, yes, on the whole... <br />The skinflint saved so well? <br />The skinflint never saved his soul! <br />So God sent him to Hell...<br /><br />Denis Martindale<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-skinflint/
