Ice cream, chocolate, or flowers? <br />I asked the girl of my dreams. <br />She looked at me in a moment of glee, <br />And asked why not all three? <br /> <br />Now if you would believe that sentence, <br />Then you don’t know women much. <br />For flowers and ice cream are very nice, <br />Without chocolate you’ll never get touched. <br /> <br />There is a fruit called passion fruit. <br />But I will swear to this. <br />If you don’t bring them chocolate often, <br />Then you will never be kissed. <br /> <br />So put away those daffodils, <br />And throw away that rose. <br />Arriving without Swiss Chocolate, <br />It’s out her door you’ll go!<br /><br />Robert Edgar Burns<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/chocolate-or-flowers/