Turned on. <br />Punch in any number, <br />But before you do, <br />Let me insinuate some things to subtract, add, multiply, & divide. <br /> <br />First, add the years you've spent selling yourself like a Muslim marriage plan. <br /> <br />Second, subtract the dignity diminishing as each year goes by. <br /> <br />Third, divide the spermicide <br />Eating at your pride <br />You have no access to happiness <br /> <br />Divide the children pertinent to each man <br />Don't get too shocked now. <br />Gotta get to work. <br />Divide, divide, divide. <br /> <br />Fourth, multiply the times spent with your legs open <br />Like a 24-hour convenience store. <br /> <br />And what did you get? <br /> <br />A man's spermicide <br />Eating at your pride <br />Making babies like you're taking a shit <br />Subtracting your dignity <br />In addition to the years spent selling yourself like a Muslim marriage plan. <br />All of this - for a man's convenience. <br /> <br />Now I know why you hate math.<br /><br />CDM Anderson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/calculator/
