There was lad who said: 'Anytime; <br />Early morn, af'noon or prime time, <br />This activity's the best <br />Above all the rest - <br />Anytime's sex-time, no crime! ' <br />* <br />There was a soldier who said: 'Order! <br />Use this way or die on the other' <br />I bid him shut up <br />And said to him: 'Hands up! <br />For I'm carrying here your Burial Order! ' <br />* <br />There was a guy called Dick, <br />Who was short like a limerick, <br />Who tried to climb a wooden wall <br />But soon began to fly and fall <br />When hit by a big blue brick!<br /><br />Comfort Ndlovu<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/three-limericks-part-3/
