Yes I am fat <br />Yes I am fat <br />And I love my hats <br />Sometimes I wish my hair was wrapped in a plat <br />I got two Siamese cats and I always dress smart <br />But let me put this right from the start <br />Yes I am fat <br />But O! No, I am not a tart <br /> <br />This is a message for all you love rats <br />I may crave once in a while for brown chocolat <br />But I do I have appreciation for the finer art <br />Sometimes I let out a big fat fart <br />Sometimes I have a full shopping cart <br />Yes I am fat <br />But O! No, I am not a tart <br /> <br />I have a big bum - I got curve infinity <br />I have big breasts - I got breast immunity <br />Though my bum is round and never flat <br />I got the purest of dignity all you love rats <br /> <br />Yes I am fat <br />Yes I am fat <br />Sometimes I get scorned or made fun at <br />But you need to check out my stats <br />I am intelligent, respectful and not a brat <br />I go to work and pay my dutiful vat <br />So do you want a chit chat? <br />Or do you want to take out your baseball bat <br />You see I can engage in any immortal combat, <br />on any wrestling mat and come out without taking a scat <br />Yes I am fat <br />But O! No, I am not a tart <br /> <br />So many have looked and spat <br />As if I smell and don't take a bath <br />I was born fat <br />And such is that <br />Respect me and I give tit for tat <br />Please don't make jest at <br />I do like when I get winked at <br />You see, even the fat have a heart <br />At times I feel pain as if I have been pierced with a dart <br /> <br />Yes I am fat <br />I have to plot my own life chart <br />And accept myself until death does me apart <br />By telling me when it is time to depart <br />Yes I am fat <br />Yes I am fat <br />But O! No, I am not a tart<br /><br />Sylvia Chidi<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/yes-i-am-fat/
