In Heaven there are beaches for all to tan.... <br />While in Hell there is only many a burnt out Man. <br /> <br />In Heaven there are Banana Splits that do not cause all to grow even more fatter.... <br />While in Hell You have to diet, because to Your Trainer, Does it really, really do matter. <br /> <br />In Heaven there are beaches... <br />While down in Hell, remains all the uppity, uppity of B_tches!<br /><br />Michael Gale<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/in-heaven-there-really-are-beaches/