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norman hale - The Headless Horseman

2014-10-29 55 Dailymotion

The headless horseman <br />Was out for his nightly ride <br />When he spotted a woman <br />That looked right for his hide <br /> <br />So he rode right up <br />And wacked off her head <br />Before she hit the ground <br />She was as surely dead <br /> <br />He then stopped his horse <br />Got off and picked up her head <br />And stuck it on his neck <br />Where the pumpkin had been instead <br /> <br />He didn't know what to think <br />For now he could finally see <br />He jumped up and down <br />He was finally filled with glee <br /> <br />It was about then you see <br />He was feeling something strange <br />Things started churning inside <br />For, the headless horseman just had a sex change <br /> <br /> <br />Written 10/19/2012 by Norman Hale Jr.<br /><br />norman hale<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-headless-horseman/

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