I once saw an ad to be Captain Morgan <br />What a wonderful life that would be <br />Spending my nights in music filled bars <br />I was sure to be the life of the party. <br /> <br />Most people only dress up for Halloween <br />And that is all they could possibly handle <br />To be a pirate would be so much fun <br />I would only worry about causing a scandal <br /> <br />So I went out to practice the part <br />Drinking with a patch on my eye <br />So after a few I stumbled on home <br />But got too drunk and forgot to apply<br /><br />Eric Niehoff<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/captain-morgan/
