Thank you for firing me, <br />Now, I am enjoying an extended paid vacation. <br />I do not have to get up and shower early <br />In the morning. My mission <br />Is to read, write, relax, exercise, and enjoy life, <br />While you, seemingly, are striving like a damned slave, <br />Eat pizzas, pepperonis, pretzels, and a giant sausage. <br />Well, you will never have a good life. <br />The rhinoceros saw you in the park <br />Yesterday and she swore that you are fatter <br />Than her. She also said that you‘re afraid of the dark, <br />And in your wildest dream, you think that you’re prettier <br />Than the disguised elephant of the New Orleans Mardi Gras. <br />Tomorrow is Halloween, please wear the fancy top <br />That the hippopotamus wore last night. <br />Dress provocatively sexy and out-of sight.<br /><br />Hebert Logerie<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-words-of-a-fired-ironworker/
