I have the most beautiful belly button in the world! <br />That is just my opinion, of course, <br />But I feel it is totally justified. <br />It is a perfect circle and the skin looks nice. <br /> <br />Nothing protruding beyond the norm. <br />No dust to speak of, clean as a whistle. <br />My bonny belly button is located just so <br />And exactly where God intended. <br /> <br />I am the correct height and weight for my age, <br />Regular exercise, so I kept in shape, <br />None of that overlapping flabby stomach stuff, <br />Like I swallowed a football or a melon. <br /> <br />What! ? That would never, ever do! <br />And so, for the life of me, I truly believe it. <br />Yes, I have the most, the absolute most, <br />Bee you tee full belly button in the world! <br /> <br /> <br />Denis Martindale, copyright June 2014.<br /><br />Denis Martindale<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-most-beautiful-belly-button-in-the-world/
