Sat on a sedan <br />Spiderman took her hand. <br /> <br />Went down on one knee <br />And said <br />Will you marry me? <br /> <br />I cannot face <br />The rest of eternity <br />With each generation's <br />Take on modernity. <br /> <br />It's old fashioned values <br />I look for and see - <br /> <br />Your confidence, <br />Common sense, <br />Your honesty, <br />Sincerity, <br />Your quirkiness <br />And peacableness. <br /> <br />But most of all <br />Your peerless take on life <br />Is what does it for me. <br /> <br />Will you be my wife? <br /> <br />Spiderman, Spiderman, <br />How you do woo! <br />And you have such qualities <br />That draw me to you - <br /> <br />Your patience, <br />Respect, <br />Your considerable intellect, <br />Your gentleness, <br />Strength of mind - <br /> <br />I could go on at length and find <br />You could be my cobweb? <br />I could be your fly? <br /> <br />Could you be the man for me <br />Until the day I die? <br /> <br />What more can I say than <br />You may have concurred <br />That I do things my own way. <br /> <br />So can you guess? <br /> <br />Little Miss Muffet Said Yes! <br /> <br />And do you know what? <br /> <br />As they lay there <br />On that Le Corbusier chair <br />Without a care in the world - <br /> <br />And you know it's not novel <br />To be graphic - <br /> <br />They were not afraid at all.<br /><br />David Alexander Jackson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/spiderman-proposes-to-little-miss-muffet/
