Pretty faces on wide screen <br />blur into one hybrid woman <br />with tight, firm skin <br />as I blink. <br /> <br />I'm bored by the pretty <br />and fix on a strikingly, <br />large nosed woman <br />who's being funny. <br /> <br />Enhanced lips, plumped cheeks, <br />plastic breasts float <br />along the screen <br />every day. <br /> <br />I'm more turned on by puppies. <br />Those big cutesy eyes <br />and heads that turn sideways <br />appealingly. <br /> <br />It's so sad as stars age, <br />their faces freeze <br />with successive <br />Botox jabs. <br /> <br />There's a plastic surgery <br />epidemic. <br />You're not allowed to <br />just grow old. <br /> <br />The comedienne <br />talks about her size 16 dress <br />and makes a quip <br />about sex. <br /> <br />I smile, <br />sitting on the edge <br />of raucous laughter, <br />trembling <br /> <br />I can't hold back <br />and let out an almighty squeal <br />for the large lady's jokes <br />and her beautiful ‘hooter'.<br /><br />Ruth Walters<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/outsized-hooter/
