I've bought books I have never read. <br /> Collected LPs I have never listened to, <br /> Bikes that I've never rode. <br /> Spare parts I will never need, <br /> Tools that I've never used. <br /> Odds and ends that will be useful, <br /> On the day after I've thrown them out. <br /> <br /> Oh damn you car boot sales - <br /> My cheque-book you empty, my garage you fill. <br /> Ebay is my best friend <br /> Providing a useful service. <br /> It keeps the postman in work. <br /> Allowing others to clear their attic, <br /> Whilst I fill mine. <br /> I'm sure it will all be useful - <br /> One day on the twelfth of never.<br /><br />bryan wallace<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/collector-s-disease/
