upon shopping trip today <br />witnessed a funny thing <br />a stunning lady faye <br />was wearing a g-string <br />customers mouths did drop <br />as faye paraded round <br />the ladies madly hopped <br />faye teased the men aloud <br />security guards were called <br />faye scratched and teased <br />then a massive brawl <br />faye wasnt very pleased <br />wasn't till after a hour <br />found g-string did contain <br />10 ounces of itching powder <br />and 10 grams of cocaine<br /><br />lee fones<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/shopping-trip-2/