He knew it would be trouble having a wife <br />But being single would be double strife <br />So he married a lady <br />Whose reputation was shady <br />Rife with strife, as cat and rat they lived their life<br /><br />Valsa George<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-13-to-have-or-not-to-have/