'There's a elephant in my refrigerator! ' I shouted through the door <br /> <br />'It's.. an.. elephant, darling, I thought I told you that before' <br /> <br />'Well does that really matter now; sometimes you're such a bore <br />there's an elephant in my refrigerator, that I've never seen before' <br /> <br />'Are you positive my darling, the refrigerator‘s rather small <br />you surely are mistaken, as you can hardly see at all <br />peer a little closer, <br />take a little care <br />the refrigerator's too small to find a large beast there' <br /> <br />'Did I say it was a large one? I don't believe I did <br />I don't want to be personal but I know when big is big <br />and the elephant in the refrigerator certainly is not it <br />the problem's not the size, but the fact that it is it' <br /> <br />'Darling if it isn't big can't you push it to the side <br />I'm getting rather thirsty <br />and you only went for ice'.<br /><br />Diana Rosser<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-elephant-in-the-refrigerator/
