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Kim Barney - Logic in Rhyme part 2

2014-10-29 11 Dailymotion

(9) <br />A peacock belonging to Mr. Ward <br />wanders into Mr. Lee's yard <br />and lays an egg. Now help me see, <br />does the egg belong to Ward or Lee? <br /> <br />(10) <br />Albert the miner got lost one sad day, <br />and in a blizzard he wandered away. <br />For hours he trudged in the snow and the sleet <br />and had near-frozen hands and feet. <br />At last he stumbled upon a shack. <br />The front door was locked but he got in the back <br />and found a candle, a stove and a lamp. <br />The stove had wood, just a little bit damp. <br />The lamp had oil, and the candle was long, <br />but in his blurry mind there was something wrong. <br />He had just one match and was dying of thirst; <br />now help him decide: which one to light first? <br /> <br />(11) <br />Two scientists, named Smith and Jones <br />were digging there among the bones. <br />Suddenly Smith exclaimed with glee: <br />'I've found a coin marked twelve B.C.! ' <br />It looked old for sure, and the mark was there, <br />and all Jones could do was to gape and to stare. <br />He was amazed, but had a doubt. <br />How could he find his colleague out? <br /> <br />(12) <br />My belly gets bigger and my hair is thinning <br />and I can't recall - <br />in baseball, <br />how many outs in one inning? <br /> <br />(13) <br />For a Dodger fan it was the best game ever seen; <br />the Dodgers were playing the Giants at Chavez Ravine. <br />In every inning the Dodgers scored two <br />while the Giants scored but one <br />and in the end the Giants lost <br />and my beloved Dodgers won. <br />I need not tell you any more, <br />but you tell me the final score. <br /> <br />(Note: answers can be found below in the 'Poet's Notes about the Poem'.)<br /><br />Kim Barney<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/logic-in-rhyme-part-2/

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