The life for a young man isn't that complex <br />When they are young all they think about is having sex, <br />Every attractive woman becomes their distraction <br />And the women know it, so they become their main attraction; <br />I once was that young man and I went through that stage <br />When my hormones changed and I was full of lust and rage, <br />The female became my want and my need and my only desire <br />So, I bought myself cologne and other toiletries and a hair dryer, <br />I then bought myself a car and I improved the way that I dressed <br />That is what all young men do, so the women are impressed; <br />I then went to the gym in the hope to catch a woman's eye <br />Sometimes to get a woman's attention I would grunt when I'd exercise. <br />I was always courteous when I took a woman out on a date <br />We would only talk about her, but never about her age or weight, <br />I did this, so with hopes with me that she would spend the night <br />Of course that is every young man's dream; fantasize and delight, <br />If it weren't for sex, most of us men would never marry at all <br />When we need and want sex, we hate to plead and beg and crawl, <br />For a guaranteed sex life that is why most of us men decide to wed <br />Now every night we are excited, because we have a woman in our bed; <br />Some married men will look back in sadness after years of frustration and denial, <br />Maybe they will wonder why they ever walked down that long wedding isle, <br />I have been married for many years, no longer do I have that young man's itch; <br />Now instead of begging my wife for sex; I now beg her for a sandwich. <br /> <br />Randy L. McClave<br /><br />Randy McClave<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sex-or-food/
