His face is grim; his eyes are green; <br />he's the meanest hombre ever seen. <br />If you want to stay safe and not get hurt, <br />you stay away from Baldy Bert. <br /> <br />His eyes are crossed, but he shoots straight; <br />he's sent a hundred to their fate, <br />so keep secure and don't get hurt <br />and stay away from Baldy Bert. <br /> <br />He has a temper that explodes; <br />if you cross him he just unloads, <br />so you stay safe and don't get hurt <br />and keep away from Baldy Bert. <br /> <br />His head is smooth; he has no hair, <br />but don't you ever stop and stare! <br />Just look away and don't get hurt, <br />and just avoid old Baldy Bert. <br /> <br />Don't you make fun of his bald head <br />or very soon you'll end up dead. <br />If you see him coming, run away <br />and live your life one more sweet day. <br /> <br />His teeth are yellow and they stink; <br />He'll slug a fellow in a blink. <br />His nose is large with three big moles; <br />mention it and he fills you full of holes. <br /> <br />He has a full and mangy beard, <br />and by the lawmen he is feared. <br />Wyatt Earp and many another <br />have seen him and then run for cover. <br /> <br />Avoid that bullet hole in your shirt, <br />and stay away from Baldy Bert!<br /><br />Kim Barney<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/baldy-bert/
