There was a Yeti named Ted <br />Who always took his teddy to bed <br />But on the night of Halloween <br />His teddy vanished, fled <br />So the Yeti took a witch instead. <br /> <br />And the witch gave him a huge headache <br />That he forgot his name was Jed! <br />His teddy walked in and saw them in bed <br />He grins and walked out instead....? <br /> <br />There was a sweet lass named Lacey <br />She told me she's quite racey (wink wink) <br />She rushed to the store <br />and ran headlong into a door <br />that her memory became hazy...?<br /><br />Philo Yan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-35/
