My friends, I really must confess <br />my life has been a sordid mess. <br />She bought, at Pierre's, a brand new dress <br />it was expensive, can you guess? <br />She nags me constantly, oh yes, <br />her favourite word? It is 'unless'.<br /><br />Hairy Wombat<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/blackmail-2/