Yesterday was a great day, <br />Except for one minor hitch. <br />I'm now up to my neck in gunk. <br />I'm trapped in this slimy ditch. <br />Let this be a lesson to you, <br />Never cross a vindictive witch. <br /> <br />The witch had returned from the beauty salon. <br />And asked me to go to the store. <br />I grabbed my coat and keys, <br />But as I was heading for the door, <br />I made the off-hand comment, <br />"I liked your hair better before."<br /><br />Bruce Larkin<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/witch-s-assistant-s-lament/
