Goad Mofterning <br />this is not the news <br />these are the foot curves <br /> <br />The statue of happy misery <br />has been brought to life <br />at the Swiss port of Bern tomorrow <br />the melon decapitated itself <br />using an ice cream doughnut <br />the resulting tidiness has scrambled <br />two Antarctic army jets into jelly custard <br /> <br />A mahogany lime shoe made of cheese <br />has written a letter to a ruler in three weeks time <br />claiming to have had an inner body experience <br />the set square has declined to comment on the eggs <br /> <br />A free range table has been laid by a cow in old jumper <br />complete with shell of penguins <br />the cutlery have yet to be hatched from their trees <br />but there is no safety to the colonel private <br /> <br />This was not the news <br />now on to the lemon crickets with the granite juice <br />a Goad Moafterningight from some of us<br /><br />John Westlake<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/160-this-is-not-the-news/
